Valley Ridge Advisors

Small buck hunter who sends too many emails

Valley ridge advisors kept contacting me

by Microman1 May 25, 2022

Valley of the Tunes

The Sonoma Valley, in northern California, is sometimes called the Valley of the Moon. This is derived from its slightly crescent shape. Because the valley is home to a very lively music scene, the area is also cleverly called the Valley of the Tunes.

Dude, I'll be in Sonoma; we have a gig in the Valley of the Tunes this Saturday.

by ElCommissioner June 22, 2022

Varney

Someone who is slow moving and lazy as fuck. A two legged tortoise.

That dude is such a Varney. He slacks off at work and expect to get paid more for his laziness.

by Donkeypox July 19, 2022

Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome

by Donkeypox July 21, 2022

Valley Central School District

My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA

Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”

by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022

Valley Famous

Somebody who is famous in Castro Valley bu nowhere else

That dude organized s cruise night he Valley Famous

by ValleyRules August 29, 2022

Valley’d out

When u take a nigga bitch they like squeeze why u do that tho, when u off the remy, when u gettin money, smokin dead opps, slapping bitch niggaz, then ur most likely a real Val!!!!

I was fuckin bro bitch I’m a real fuckin Val
Valley’d out

by Valley’d out September 8, 2022