Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.
by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019
After a men ejaculates inside the woman, he then puts his face level with her filled vagina, she queefs, and sprays a combination of his and her juices into his face, mouth, and eyes.
James thought he was cool for banging that filthy stripper, but when he bent down to get his wallet she totally gave him a salty sea spray.
by imwildyourmild March 06, 2009
1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.
2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.
2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.
by tunitdeath September 21, 2009
by hamster face April 21, 2009
When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
by Sea sailor October 27, 2014
by Luke Ginther November 11, 2008
A kind of urine that is a pain to all the senses, it usually makes your eyes water and burns your genitalia.
by Jakob Müdd April 18, 2014