When

did I ask

Friend 1: Hey, I just got married!
Friend 2: That's great? When?
Friend 1: Actually, just yester-
Friend 2: No, I mean WHEN DID I ASK

by Varentix July 23, 2022

when the

a meme where a funny and slightly unsettling image(commonly an image of a dog) is used with top text and bottom text saying "when the" in meme font.

Bob: Me when the
Jim: When what?
Bob: When the

by SupaMemeo July 26, 2022

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

when the when is when it when

to indicate the need of help or warn that time has stoppe

so. when the when is when it when

by Theo (I am real. Trust me) June 16, 2022

only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time

boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing

by turtlelover3793 June 20, 2022

only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time

person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing

by scjohnson June 20, 2022

When the imposter is sus

thing used to describe the among us hit-game sentence to describe suspicious behavior in-game.

He/she just vented, when the imposter is sus

look, when the imposter is sus

by That’s a bit sussy June 20, 2022