Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

You flakka now

When a person is acting /doing something bat shit crazy.

If You told me you where going to steal a police car, I’d tell you” you flakka now”

by Jojowoz February 13, 2021

Come on now DAWG

When you say or do anything extraordinary you DAP your friend up and say Come on now DAWG.

Its a bit like say LETS GO, YESSIR, W TAKE

Friend: I got you invited to the party next week
You: For real
Friend: Yessir
You: Come on now DAWG

by UrbanProfessor69 February 26, 2024

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

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by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

shush right now

shush right now is bad word, dont use

user: helo
other user: :shushing_face: shut shush right now

by gorilafaimoasa February 12, 2021

To-now

The part of the day between midnight and daylight, not tonight or tomorrow.

At 3am it's not night time, it's to-now.

by D_Money $ March 31, 2021