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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
by Baatar March 16, 2024
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Snatch

The Snatch is the world's fastest lift. In addition to moving the weight quickly, the snatch also moves the weight a long distance - from the ground all the way overhead. The snatch not only trains power, but is an excellent developer of balance, flexibility, coordination, speed and strength.
During today's WOD we will be doing 50 snatches. You will do these till you finish the WOD or dislocate your shoulder and can no longer pick up anything.
by TheZeroCool April 10, 2017
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Snatch Quack

oh! I'm red raw!; I think I need to pop to the snatch quack
by Captain Plurocracy October 8, 2008
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Cup snatch

When a girl is as thin as a board and you can cup her pussy with a cupped hand
I was out last night and cup snatched Stacey
by Dick tug north May 21, 2022
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Bio snatch

The residue left in a trash can after a used sanitary device

has been deposited
You haven't received a man card until you sanitized a bio snatched trash can
by Sgtkc95 May 30, 2019
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Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.
The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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Snatch Slap

Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek
Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!
by Sassy Pants Sarah December 4, 2021
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