redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.

You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner

by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018

Redneck

The greatest people of all time! Easy goin country boys RHEC.

I am a redneck of course I am amazing.

by TheRhecRedneck August 13, 2019

Redneck Remington

To give someone a rimjob with a mouthful of dip

That boy there, well, I heard he gave his pal an ole Redneck Remington a few days ago.

by Corn-Man March 6, 2024

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Redneck donut

When you eat your sister's asshole. Like a glazed donut.

I'm gonna go home and give my sister a redneck donut.

by Redneck donut November 13, 2020