Pizza Story

A really long winded story that ends up being irrelevant.No punchline. Waste of time. Then you all laugh at the pizza story teller.

(this is infact the origin of the term pizza story- widely used in western europe)

"that pizza was delish"

"Oh yeah, funny story actually... this one time I got this pizza and it was REALLY CRAZY they like... cooked (explanation goes on for a few more minutes- toppings.. flavour of sauce, friends at edge of seats at this point.. ..)...no no they MADE the pizza ...and then they put it into this crrrazy stone like hole in the wall... weird. so yeah, it was on wood. ''

"dont you mean a stone oven?"

"yeah. cool."

"and .....?"

"yeah."

And so the Pizza Story was born.

by PIZZASTORY© February 6, 2010

pizza porn

Pornography whose premise is a pizza delivery. Typically served from internet based porn sites like Pornhub. A classic source for puns involving sausage and pepperoni.

The best part of Pizza Porn is when the delivery boy says "I have your pizza. And HERE'S your sausage!"

by spider_nole December 5, 2016

Pizza Logic

Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as Fudgy Logic but is tastier.

Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as: Fudgy Logic

by Valois September 5, 2006

pizza rat

A New York City rat who carries a slice of pizza three times his size down the subway stairs.

"There's a rat carrying a piece of pizza down the stairs! Let's film him. We'll call him Pizza Rat and hope he goes viral."

by Waishas November 6, 2015

Road Pizza

Vomit on the sidewalk, road, or floor. So named because the various remaining solids are scattered like toppings on a pizza over the mess.

Nathan Road on a saturday night is always covered with road pizzas as the businessmen leave the karaoke joints all pissed up.

by Gweilou March 26, 2009

pizza foot

The act of vomiting downwards onto your own foot, unintended

"I was so drunk last night i gave myself pizza foot"

by peaman August 30, 2012

Villa Pizza

The best pizza ever!! It is located in Mattoon, IL and is home to the Massive Pie. Can't get any better than Villa.

Hey man where should we eat tonight?
Villa Pizza of course...it's the best Pizza around!!

by Proud Mattoonian January 8, 2010