When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024
Get the Gogurt Goblinmug. by Getting top January 6, 2021
Get the dune goblinmug. by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
Get the Slot Goblinmug. A creature that is large enough to at least be a nuisance and at worst a threat but also small enough that if you kicked one people would make you the bad guy
by trollking63 March 4, 2023
Get the Goblinmug. A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023
Get the Goblin Gut Gobbledmug. Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.
by Greenleaf September 25, 2016
Get the Green goblinmug. Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021
Get the Loot goblinmug.