An aimless attempt at ending ones life, perhaps more often percieved to be a method of attention seeking rather that a serious attempt on ones life.
Jack you wanker stop attention seeking and maybe wash your greasy hair in the sink instead of aimlessly trying to end your God forsaken son of a rapist life
by AnonymousFensDweller May 22, 2005
Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.
" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."
by Krumm and Oblina October 17, 2010
When the ring around the lip of a gallon of milk Kamikaze's into your glass when you're trying to pour.
"Dude i was trying to enjoy a refreshing glass of milk, but the ring Kamikaze'd into the glass and ruined the taste"
"lulz. What you just witnessed was a Milk-ring Suicide!"
"lulz. What you just witnessed was a Milk-ring Suicide!"
by MolotovMan1263 March 17, 2008
I have actual suicidal tendencies.
by sqreemwithme January 10, 2018
When someone is murdered and their death is forged to look like it was suicide.
Common practice in the Clinton family.
Common practice in the Clinton family.
by oohhboy October 29, 2020
Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.
by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016
a bloodthirsty beast that stalks the public multiplayer lobbies of barotrauma for fresh victims, usually with the intent to massacre the entire submarine crew and himself in a multitude of ways
> join random server
> killing crawlers and cashing cheques all good
> player named "murder suicide marvin" joins the game
> "welcome aboard matey"
> do some more missions, become friends with my crew
> suddenly alarms start blaring
> lights go out
> crew runs to the reactor room to see it ablaze with one man standing in front of it
> "i am murder suicide marvin and this is a murder suicide"
> blinding flash
> submarine turns into a fireball, crew turns into red paste
> killing crawlers and cashing cheques all good
> player named "murder suicide marvin" joins the game
> "welcome aboard matey"
> do some more missions, become friends with my crew
> suddenly alarms start blaring
> lights go out
> crew runs to the reactor room to see it ablaze with one man standing in front of it
> "i am murder suicide marvin and this is a murder suicide"
> blinding flash
> submarine turns into a fireball, crew turns into red paste
by yeah ok fan January 09, 2023