September 5

September 5 is national kid day!
To celebrate kids all over the world from all different ages,
most parents like to spoil their kids because it’s nice

every once and a while. About 30 years ago

September 5 was voted national kid day

when a parent spoke up about celebrating

her kids for starting school

Kid:National Kid day!
Mom: Honey, no-
Kid: c’mon please?
Mom:Well it can’t hurt to celebrate your preserverance
September 5th: a date

by Lexithedumbestbee August 5, 2021

septerday

The day before yesterday.

Septerday I was rehearsing, and yesterday was the first performance.

by naaltie November 3, 2008

september

september is the month where the hottest ppl are born. lol get wrecked noobs

wow september is the month where all the hottest ppl are born!!!1!11!!

by vvmoneybucksx November 2, 2019

September 17 2002

A day in which, will live in infamy

“You guys remember what happened on September 17 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God...”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

September 13th National give head day

Hey it's national give head day.

"gagging" happy September 13th national give head day

It is September 13th

by Million.dollar.pussay September 12, 2021

September 18

The hottest most funny guys are born on this day and you better date them before you can’t

Wow he was born on September 18 you better ride that dick like there’s no tomorrow

by shark one September 16, 2021

September 26th

Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs

Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great

by Repeat it September 16, 2021