30 September

If you born this day you’re not important for you friends.. They will forget your birthday…

Hey today it’s 30 September it’s my birthday.
Oh really! sorry i forget it..
well alright..

by kittykio November 23, 2021

September 1st

International Bogus Day
If you were born on this day you are the biggest Bogus

OMG! your birthday is September 1st? you're such a bogus!!!

by porkchopsux420 October 18, 2019

September 9th

National finger a girl day

Hey you know what September 9th is

by Apimpnameslickback😏 September 4, 2021

September 13

No cap day a day where only the facts are spoken

On September 13th imma tell you how retarded you really are but not today

by Joe mama 12345678910 September 12, 2020

september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019

September 14th

The day the best person on this planet was born, her name was known as Scrooch Carrell. (Scroonch Carrell is a definition if you want to search it up)

Goonch: scrooch Carrell is just the best person ever

Scrooch: oh I know
September 14th

by Scrooch January 2, 2019

september 6th

the day of the year when the flattest bitches with the biggest eyes are born

“bro did u see that bug eyed bitch? she must be born on september 6th”

by dillpiccolo November 10, 2019