September 15

The baddest bitch was born. Only these people know how to fidght. They have loads of friends and everyone and everything wants to be then
Person 1: yo I'm going to have a fidght whit this girl
Person 2: when were they born
Person 1: September 15
Person 2: fuck good luck
by September 15 December 02, 2020
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September 1

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.
person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1
by daddy schlong March 08, 2021
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September 9th

Hey you know what September 9th is
by Apimpnameslickback😏 September 04, 2021
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September 1st

International Bogus Day
If you were born on this day you are the biggest Bogus
OMG! your birthday is September 1st? you're such a bogus!!!
by porkchopsux420 October 18, 2019
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September 13

No cap day a day where only the facts are spoken
On September 13th imma tell you how retarded you really are but not today
by Joe mama 12345678910 September 13, 2020
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september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
by Smegma Lord October 15, 2019
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September 14th

The day the best person on this planet was born, her name was known as Scrooch Carrell. (Scroonch Carrell is a definition if you want to search it up)
Goonch: scrooch Carrell is just the best person ever

Scrooch: oh I know
September 14th
by Scrooch January 02, 2019
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