This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

by Humping midget January 15, 2011

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

Must Be Nice

Used by workplace managers and bosses to lay guilt and shame upon their employee’s vacation plans and/or anything that is not work oriented.

Usually preceded with a "Hmm.." or an "Oh..wow" and sometimes just an eyebrow raise and nod of the head.

-Employee (sheepishly): "So uh, I am thinking of taking an extra day off after Memorial Day for..uh.."
-Boss (sternly): "Oh wow! --- really?...for what?"
-Employee: "Well...something...you know...well I just need that day off."
-Boss: "Hmmm... Must Be Nice

by MScott May 22, 2008

She Seems Nice

This can be used nicely or not nicely.
1. When a person actually seems nice and approves
2. By saying this, they actually mean 'No, we don't approve'
It all depends on the tone of voice

1.) "I like her, she seems nice."

2.) "Umm, She seems nice"

by Twichikd98 November 15, 2009

Have A Nice Life

Another way to say the word Farewell. Used when you just might never see the same person ever again.

Boy: I'm moving to New York for my job. So we might never get to see each other anymore.

Boy #2: It's been fun knowing you bro. "Have A Nice Life."

by AMysteryA April 25, 2015

Have a nice day

The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.

Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.

by Xodusprime March 18, 2008

Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".

After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."

by HarryStamper1324 May 14, 2018