Michael Clifford

he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018

michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person

Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver

by lilrocketman December 6, 2017

Shane-Michael

Shane-Michael is a quite but cool guy to hang around with. With brown hair and eyes, and makes any girl want to date him.

Hey have you seen Shane-Michael today?

by CN799 September 24, 2020

Jedidiah Michael

Jedidiah is someone that has one of the most stunning personalities you'll ever meet. He sometimes goes by Jedi, which isn't far from that which defines himself. He has an x-factor that just brings good luck and love by anyone who meets him. He is funny, very charming, and someone who is so easy to love. A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

"Have you met that new guy, Jedidiah Michael, from homeroom?" "Yeah I met him isn't he the best, something just told me I could trust and respect him."

by Beast995 October 1, 2012

Michael Jordan'em

In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.

On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!

by Dunkin MyDikener October 13, 2014

Michael Size

To enlarge or super size your order
original based on a fat Kid desire.

Can i Please Michael size this Hamburger

by JustSimply August 1, 2008

Jeff Michael

The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.

Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima

by HugestManAlive August 1, 2022