March 8th

March 8th is

Date your best friend day. It’s just for a day alright? Tell ur bf/gf or anyone to let u date ur bestie for day

Hey Bestie wanna go on a date?

uhm why? loll
March 8th is Date your best friend day!!
Ahh yess okayyy

by ze_pain8 March 7, 2021

March 13

Slap your boyfriends ass day!! Give that juicy dump truck a slap!

Her: it’s March 13, you know what that means
Him: oh no

by Anonymous🍑 March 12, 2021

15th March

National fuck someone you went to secondary school with

Hey u wanna fuck

Bit random

Yeah I know but it’s 15th March

Oh okay then

by 2468108642 March 14, 2021

March 8th

Ask a someone out on March 8th if someone sends you this your gotta

March 8th means Yeah it’s means that and that’s and this and tis

by Zoe _ Laverne March 5, 2021

7th of March

On the seventh of March it is high five your short friend and make shore they can not reach

Hi short friend it’s the 7th of March short friend”oh no”. Tall friend “hi five” short friend jumping to reach your hand

by Yoitsyourshortfriend March 5, 2020

March 25th

ava appreciation day. this is the day where you appreciate your friends named ava and how much you love them.

“do you know what day March 25th is?”
“yeah it’s national ava day”

by anonymous January 22, 2021

March 19

On March 19, in history;

On March 19, 1919 the Axeman of New Orleans went around the city, planning to murder whomever that didn’t play jazz.

Now, to be exact, at 12:15 at earthly time) on next Tuesday night (March 19), I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is: I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it out on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

by Your dreams February 14, 2021