hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 04, 2023

Kitty hands

What Steph says for a dance routine, kitty hands. Or titty hands

"Next use your kitty hands"

by Shbam222 December 03, 2021

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

Mother Of Kitties

A spot on tarot reader who is able to tell you things that you've never told her nor are things that are easily found on the internet. Someone who is also there if you need somebody to talk to. And somebody who adores her four cats.

The reading I had done by mother of kitties was spot on af.

by Lady Delirium August 30, 2022

True kitty story

The truest of stories. They do not get any truer that a true kitty story.

That is a true kitty story right there!

by Carrymeok February 23, 2021

Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 03, 2024

The Kitty Purry

The most sexy and beautiful girl you will ever meet, in your entire life. But she has a Husband, so good luck with that.

Yo that girl was the sexiest girl alive bro.

Oh, you must have saw The kitty Purry.

by whatever09 December 29, 2013