Johnny

Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.

Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there

Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor

by A’bryte March 26, 2023

Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

johnny

Philly Slang for a stolen car

Me and my mans took a johnny to the poppy store.

We dumped the johnny on the highway
We taking the johnny today
Yo! come get this johnny with me

by skinny hooper November 9, 2022

johnny D

A bro that lives in Tampa that will fuck your bitch!

Your bitch just got Johnny D!

by Jdswag January 3, 2021

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist

Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo

by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019

Johnny One Move

A person who when playing video games only does one action repetitively. Mostly acting in a way outside the way the game was designed in order to gain an unfair or manufactured advantage at the expense of others success.

“Dude quit being a fucking Johnny one move, or we are going to do something else.”

by axesandanchors November 8, 2023