by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020

Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls
by Teagan Wynne March 28, 2020

a method of masturbation in males wherein the guys try to jerk off without touching their dick from inside. in this method, the guys create a suction force around the dick area by fapping intensely in the air like constantly splatting the dick from outside and gain sexual stimulation. this method makes everyone think that the guys are jerking off while they are actually doing it without touching themselves.
by Okok32 July 21, 2025

Everyone has a hand signal like waving fingers with thumbs in ears or a shape of a "L" on your forhead. Everyone chants while pounding on the table. "What's the name of the game? "The Indian game." "How do you play the Indian game?" Then you flash your Indian sign then flash someone else Indian sign. Then the person who's sign was broadcasted has to right away flash his/hers sign and signal someone else at the table. If you mess up you are forced to chug a beer. Then restart.
by Kuehlstein June 11, 2018

by Steinerwoodwork September 17, 2025

Contrary to the popular belief, Red Indians are not the most inferior race on the planet. The natives of South and Central America thrived, compared to their counterparts in the USA.
In other worlds the Red Indians of USA are the most inferior race on the planet for being constantly genocided and oppressed. While the other Red Indians of Mesoamerica interbred with the Spanish people to give rise to the gigachad Mestizo latinos, who are known for sodomizing white soycucks in prison showers
In other worlds the Red Indians of USA are the most inferior race on the planet for being constantly genocided and oppressed. While the other Red Indians of Mesoamerica interbred with the Spanish people to give rise to the gigachad Mestizo latinos, who are known for sodomizing white soycucks in prison showers
by anonymous June 3, 2023

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.
by goldloadingpage July 3, 2025
