by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019
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by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017
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by victorekberg October 1, 2017
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