March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.
"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day
On November 21st, every intelligent form of life in the universe is ordered to feast on delicious Veg Manchurian with tomato ketchup. This decision was taken by the Queen of Manchurian Dynasty to appreciate the brutally underrated flavorsome dish. Period.
It's Universal Veg Manchurian Day y'all!!! Don't forget the extra sauce!
This is a day where we will act like a Sire, you will say creamy jokes, blast gacha life music, talk about danganronpa, call everyone 'besties' and walk like animegirls.
This day will be celebrated January 5th.
Person 1- " What are you doing? "
Person 2- " It's National Sire Day "
Person 1 - " ohhh yeah "
Person 1 & 2 - " -runs away like animegirls- "