Chicagoed out

Chicagoed out is a term meaning of being drunk, or really really high, even cross faded. Because Chicago is disoriented and ignorant city. It’s an unsafe feeling when chicagoed out feeling like you are Chicago.

Group of friends: Let’s grab beer.
Person: A partner B is already chicagoed out.

by Jo icamp April 11, 2024

chicago bob

defined: the primal act of taking a woman from behind whilst her head is in a toilet

Girl he took me from behind while my head was in the toilet, he gave me a real Chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

Chicago Bob

The Primal Act Of Taking A Woman From Behind Whilst Her Head Was In the Toilet

Girl I love smelling shit while getting it doggy, He gave me a chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

Chicago Bob

THE PRIMAL ACT OF TAKING A WOMAN FROM BEHIND WHILST HER HEAD IS IN THE TOILET

Girl, I love smelling shit while getting raw dogged! He gave me a real chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024