Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.

Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.

by ISwearIamtheRealJesusHChrist April 18, 2024

British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free

Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see

by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

by Bawgg January 14, 2020

Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits

shrek gave me blowjob diarrhea

by jdung May 16, 2023

National Blowjob Day

On April 18, a man is aloud to ask any girl for a blowjob, and she must do it. The blowjob will be kept secret by the two.

Bro, I got the best head today, since it’s National Blowjob Day

by CamBrodian May 27, 2018

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019