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Nazi Blowjob Artist

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025
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Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025
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Leprechaun Blowjob

When at the end of a blowjob you rigorously run your tongue around the edge of the head like flicking a top hat. It's magically delicious!
Last night I gave my boyfriend a leprechaun blowjob and he exclaimed "You just sham-rocked my world!"
by Ginger Tiger January 30, 2026
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Female Blowjob

When an incredibly hot woman presents her ass to her forever-love, on all fours, in what can be referred to as ‘puppy pose’. The asshole is then licked and kissed, along with the pussy. Best preformed every day, with no resistance or complaint. Can be offered as payment for menial tasks to a ‘kind’ gentleman. Yes, I will marry you.
Although unsure at first, Button came to love the sensation of Nugget giving her a female blowjob.
by Fugnugget August 26, 2025
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Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing
My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob
by Super6.fo August 30, 2025
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Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.
(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025
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satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025
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