Tim

Stupid

Tim is Stupid

by blahblah3_777 November 19, 2023

bad time tim

A Cthulhu weird boyo that goes hey that's my line in at least once a day.

hey that bad time tim guy is wowzers

by NOSTPOST August 5, 2020

Tim Fullpower

When you think someone or something will be awesome but it isn't even mediocre.

Did you hear that guy they interviewed on the radio?
Yeah, it was Tim Fullpower

by Shpomple July 8, 2022

Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

Tim

he is tim.

wow, that tim is tim.

by mrrobux June 23, 2021

Tim Walz

A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.

Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?

by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024

Tim

Tim is a big eye-maker and always pissed off because of his girlfriend, but he is not able to speak up because he is a simp.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.

"Watch out - Auge ballert"
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."

by TheCapybara November 22, 2021