Austin

Austin is a popular jock who’s surprisingly nice for his position of power. He’s incredibly smart, fit and strong, and is just the kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s innocent and unlike other jocks his age he doesn’t make disrespectful jokes about women or sex jokes. He’s often outgoing with his friends and genuinely nice to other peoples who don’t get noticed or to anyone not popular. He often attracts people his age that are band geeks or generally unpopular. Most likely is or was on the football team in high school.

“Austin is just so dreamy..”

“Yeah but he would never go for someone like us he’s too popular.”

by Imalatteindahood November 27, 2021

Austin’s Bars

Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.

Yoooooo, Austin’s bars are straight HEAT

by Them Niggas March 10, 2019

Austin

Austin, He’s sweet and kind so funny and be a meanie at times but it’s all just fun and games. He has his mullet with his brunette hair and a cowboy if you ever saw one. He’s the most nicest boy I know. It was the fall I fell for a boy named Austin and dang how much I love fall now.

Austin’s is mine now<33

by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024

Austin

your local car guy and can name out any car just by the head lights

he's doing the austin again

by XEMPTED April 23, 2024

Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes

Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self

That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here

by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020

Austin

Great guy. Not terribly talkative. Likes cows, farming, and sometimes will put up Christmas reindor decorations in the beginning of November. Seems to be attracted to Tories.

That Austin is a great guy!

by “Them” November 28, 2021