think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.

Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tank

Tank is a dog, Hes the best friend you see in the movies. Always there for you, hangs out whenever you want and is like your ride or die. He will be there for you when you need a laugh or when you want to smile, He will even be there for you when your feeling down or when your crying. Hes always there because hes not just your ride or die. Your his ride or die too. He always feels like your there, when he wants to laugh or smile or even when hes feeling down and wants to cry. Even if some day something tragic happens and you loose him or he looses you. You will always be with each other, the memories and you will know hes in your heart because when you first saw tank you knew that it was a lifetime friendship that was about to start and you love him and he loves you. Forever and Always.

Tank is my best friend
I love him

by doglover27 February 18, 2021

tank

Tank is a name to describe a person with a pure heart . He may seem like some ordinary person at first glance, but he's better. he's funny, talented, and most of all supportive. Even if deep down he really doesn't care for your hobby, he at least listens to you. whenever you see a tank, remind them of how good they are and that they truly deserve so much more than what the world has to offer

"hey look at my buddy! Don't worry, he's such a tank"

by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021

Tank

someone with a huge penis

girl he has a huge tank

by Conner Mclavin December 12, 2023

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016