February 4th National titty pic day

A day to celebrate by sending titty pics to those friends and partners you love

Friend 1: Do you know what day it is?
Friend 2: Yeah it's February 4th National titty pic day , a day to show love by showing off those sweet nips.

by definitelynotashton February 4, 2025

December 4th

A lot of peoples birthdays and mine but your not a bad bitch your a hot bitch

December 4th is jay’s (me) birthday

by Jay is an idiot December 3, 2021

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

October 4th

National jeffry appreciation day

A day where any girl or boy named jeffry must be appreciated

Mark:hey jeffry man im so glad your my friend
Jeffry:thats a bit random
Mark: its October 4th
Jeffry:ohhhh

by Joggie September 30, 2022

May 4th

May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."

You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"

by poopoo123455667 May 4, 2023

April 4th 2068

Dump your wife for a man day

man 1: hey it’s april 4th 2068 let’s get together

man 2: why not i already dumped my wife for you baby
man 1: perfect

by random people 23 December 24, 2023

December 4th

National Make out with your Dog Day!
December 4th is the day you get to make out with your dog WITHOUT it being weird :)

“WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH THE DOG?!”
“Oh, that’s because today is December 4th, National Make Out with your Dog Day”

by ilovedogs142 December 3, 2020