schizophrenia stick

1. A joint.

Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.

by Assholio Jr. February 7, 2009

Broom-sticking

The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.

Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.

Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.

by Mr. squeaky butthole July 8, 2018

Sticks & Tits

The evening activity game of Sticks and Stones played only in the nude with the exception of sports bras and jock straps.

"Sandy I really like your sports bra"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".

"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"

by Horn Dogs June 21, 2009

Pretty stick

Oppisite of the ugly stick.

Looks like somebody beat you with the Pretty stick! :3

by KittieSkullz April 16, 2008

breaking stick

A hard and firm object, generally long and slender in nature, that is used to break ones bowel movements into pieces so that it can be flushed down the toilet.

guy 1: you were in there long enough
guy2: well that burrito killed me. I had to get the breaking stick out.

by my other ride is your mom May 5, 2006

Driving Stick

A handjob that occurs while driving a vehicle

"Even with an automatic transmission Jacob still enjoyed driving stick"

by lordjubs January 2, 2017

head on a stick

To render a person immobile by severing their spine.

We use to do it to captured enemy during the war to keep them from escaping --- a talking head on a stick.

by jojowashere April 10, 2009