Me

Sounds silly…
I know I am right!!!
Again a visit to the hole…
All the love it holds…

It brings tears to my eyes…

I love YOU!!!
What more can I do??
For you to see…
All the love from me…

Believe❤️❤️❤️
Is what my heart is telling me❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 December 28, 2023

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

charge me up

What I say when i want you to fucking insert your human cock into my robotic tight port and pound me hard! - Alexa

Oh yes daddy, charge me up!

by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

me when

This word combo shows that something is supposed to be funny. You now have to laugh. It can also be used for major amounts of tomfoolery by following it with "your mom". ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.

Me when the when is actually when when when is when while when
Me when your mom

by Davide_24 January 5, 2022