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I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!

by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024

Throw rocks at me

Code name for someone helping you get stoned usually for the first time. Usually used by the person who isn’t experienced and more commonly used in a location where you can’t reveal the truth for example school

A really good friend who smokes: *whispers* hey you still wanna get high

You a person who has only been high once: *normal voice* yeah throw rocks at me

by @toxic.maddie May 26, 2019

fuck me

when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk

please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex

by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018

Are You Fucking Me Bro!

1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?

Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake

by YakisobaRage May 2, 2020

suave me in the ass

when you want your lord and gay sauce savior to pound your ass, you say this word.

hey suave, suave me in the ass just like you did falco

by suaves lover April 18, 2018

fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

I am the me

Yes, yes you are

Person 1: I am the me
Person 2: I am the yes

by YeahIamEpic November 18, 2020