New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

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Pick me

persona que quiere llamar la atencion del genero opuesto... Es un adjetivo que se puede emplear tanto en masculino como en femenino.

EVA: Mira a lucia sentandose al lado de ese niño riendose como una payasa
MARTA: yaaa, es que solo quiere llamar la atencion
EVA: Uffff, q pick me q ees
MARTA:yaaaaa q ascoo

by anonymous December 24, 2024

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hit me in my fucking jaw

Nicholas and Tyree word tf 🚫🧢

Yo he talking shit tell him hit me in my fucking jaw.

by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018

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Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.

Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

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