my bowels are betraying me

this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea

"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"

by ZeekeyPooPie February 20, 2025

Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

no me

It's used when you and some other dude are in the no u fight. No me ends it immediately.

Puggo:u gay
2can: no u
Puggo: no u
Puggo: no u
2can: no ME
Puggo: wtf?

by PoggoisPuggo. February 7, 2018

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Pick me

an annoying nigga

you a pick me bro

by goofygoober837 November 15, 2023

Come on fuck me emo boy

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no I am not typing that again
...
fine
Come on fuck me emo boy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Bite me

To not give a fuck

Boy: Ugh, she’s so ugly.
Girl: You can bite me!

by Unicorns nd Rainbows November 2, 2023