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Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.
Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!
by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021
mugGet the Jack(son) shitmug.

Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
mugGet the Your son is dead...mug.

son of a gun

a phrase that suggests the person is brutal and conniving
by lurgertor May 20, 2020
mugGet the son of a gunmug.

son-of-an-ass

A slightly more caustic way of calling a person a dick.
"Ugh, Kieran. That son-of-an-ass. He's been asking for my wi-fi password every day since I moved here."
by aussieathart January 30, 2023
mugGet the son-of-an-assmug.

Son

To lose hope in some one, but he son you and achieve an incredible success.
I thought that project will fail, but it soned me!
by Abdush October 16, 2020
mugGet the Sonmug.

fatty mic fattying son

this is a definition if you LOVE Osama bin Laden or Hitler and or if you call people liberals
by IHateLadyGaga1507 September 14, 2020
mugGet the fatty mic fattying sonmug.

SON

What's the definition of "son"?

The worst friend ever !
by Dwight895 November 25, 2021
mugGet the SONmug.

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