Thunder Bag

To put ones testicals, taint and anus on someone or something. The next evolution of tea bagging someone.

Josh droped his pants and slamed his balls, taint and ass on Dans face. Dan got hit by a "Thunder Bag"!!!

The reason you have pink eye is because you were the victim of a "Thunder Bagging" rampage!!

by Vegas Flirt October 10, 2009

Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

Thunder Step

A type of walk that has a powerful sense of pride attached to it. Someone typically thunder steps after they have achieved a goal.

Donn: “Why is Gary thunder stepping right now”
Hank: “I think he just made out with Joyce”
Donn: “Is she that chick with herpes?”
Hank: “Yeah, but Gary’s really into her so good for him.”

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

americas thunder

When you fuck everyone around you so hard it can be heard around America

Sounds like americas thunder at that orgy

by Users8629494 May 5, 2022

War Thunder Mobile

Game,

You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat

I hate War Thunder Mobile!!!

by WarthunderGamer May 29, 2024

Thunder flakes

Someone so obsessed with race that they become racist

They are being thunder flakes discriminating against that group

by Thinking yeti March 27, 2021