Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

country enema

The act of peeing in ones butthole during anal copulation. Peeing inside the anal cavity

Ashley was constipated for 7 days so Jay decided to give her a good ole country enema.

by Johnny Wadd 1981 May 2, 2021

country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.

Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock

by Its brain February 18, 2017

The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

what I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Country Nerd

someone who listens to a fuck ton of country music and knows all of the classic redneck tunes

Person 1: Hey did you listen to the Trace Atkins ep? Oh and the new Old Dominion singles. Also did you hear that Jon Pardi is releasing Tequila Little Time as a single?

Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd

by broskita December 19, 2020

our country's future

The title you give a friend right before they are about to do something very stupid like rolling down a hill in a shopping cart.
"Matt is about to roll down that hill in a shopping cart"
"They call him our nations future"

It is also said after someone does something they shouldn't be proud off like giving a homeless man a handy.
"So I did this thing the other day...."
"Hahaha, our country's future, right in front of me"

"They call him the future of our country"
"They call her our country's future"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z

Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024