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squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.
It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.
by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017
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Silver spoon

A character from ii who is simped for. Many people simp for this character for his hot bod
Person1: why the fuck are you simping for a spoon.
Person2: because silver spoon has a hot bod
by Spoon simp August 9, 2022
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Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.
John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.
by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025
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INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022
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hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.
Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.
by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016
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Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
by Pentabagel July 22, 2023
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Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"
by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019
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