Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 20, 2015

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit February 26, 2016

Peanut Tickler

A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions

Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!

by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021

Peanut Decline

When everything with peanuts has been banned from a certain area due to some ones peanut allergy.

dude, there has been a major Peanut Decline because Jimmy over there is scared of peanuts... *sigh*

by andirella March 02, 2011

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 30, 2022

Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

by L3Mon_Slic3R November 10, 2011

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 08, 2017