loaded

high as a mug

i'm fu**in loaded

by Remired December 19, 2003

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

load transfer

A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.

Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?

No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.

by EngineeringPrinciples May 3, 2018

sh-load

When its bigger then your normal load and you been hodling it back for awhile.

The after party wasnt ready for when i dropped my sh-load.

by Y2ICON November 23, 2021

dusty loads

Whenever youve completely drained your balls all over the first two morally casual women that stopped by for a visit to pound town. number 3 knocks on the door expecting to leave bow-legged as well but your balls are on E and you got nothing in the tank. you spit onto their backside while pounding them out in the doggy style position making her think you just busted all over her back

I was three deep last night and was ready for bed when she stopped by so I just gave her the Dusty loads

by 11nemregnahtan11 August 3, 2024

Muzzle-Loading

The process of ingesting medicine via your urethra/penis.

"I was muzzle-loading some Viagra earlier today and I've been rock hard for 6 hours."

by Maikeruu October 2, 2023