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Joeying

Verb:

The act of Joeying is a 4 step process:

Step 1: Fill bathtub with orbeezs

Step 2: Fill Rubber Gloves with said Orbeez (from step 1)

Step 3: Tie off rubber gloves, Glue on Googly eyes to the Outside of the glove

Step 4: place your new creation in random places around your city, to cause confusion and possibly incite Violence.
Sean: why is Joseph in Jail?

Nathan: He got caught Joeying the Taco Bell again.
Sean: Ah.
by N8 A December 19, 2022
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Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…
“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers
by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023
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Joey Meal

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
by Boco June 9, 2023
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Joey

Joey is a your local drug smuggler. He hates all race’s except white, he loves to beat hookers and prey on dead women. If you’re a women be cautious of this Joey variant he lurks at night and will attack you.
Omg it’s a Joey! Look he’s got a pet penis!
by DookieSoop August 22, 2023
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joey ortiz

A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats
by Hsiwv May 9, 2022
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joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.
I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.
by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024
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Joey Bay

A upcoming artist in LA. You can find him on any platform and social media typing in

Joey_Bay_Baby.
Joey Bay has spent most of his life traveling the country and right now u can probably find him on the beach writing songs.
Joey had started his career in the town of salina Kansas where he found his passion in music after beating a bunch of country boys in a freestyle battle. Latter on Joey Bay decided that Kansas was not a place to expand his music and after moving to five different states traveling sleeping in his car he ended up in the city of LA
Joey Bay is a upcoming artist who lives in LA
by Joey Bay November 22, 2021
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