Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.
Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013
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dave grohl

dave grohl is my father but imma make a definition on him that is nsfw
krist ; hey wanna fuck dave grohl šŸ˜

dave ; yes krist 🤪

dave ; uh-huh krist 😫😫 oh yea!! 😫😫
by ava lane grohl February 28, 2022
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fenkell dave

Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!
That ni**a Fenkell Dave cool as h*ll
by bobby098 October 29, 2015
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dave gaming

a person named dave who usually takes act in the activity called "gaming"
A: hey look, its dave gaming!
B: wow, he sure is gaming.
by dave gaming June 24, 2021
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Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ā€˜ā€˜Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can
Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one
by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017
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Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters
Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!
by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023
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Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinŹ» intentional misspellinŹ» of David Lawson Gill
ā€œŹ»REEEEEEEEEEEEŹ» said Dave Flawson Gelā€ said Ruan Megegin
by Megninja23 April 8, 2019
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