Alaskan Firedragon

When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.

"I left the lube but we still did anal my dick became an Alaskan Firedragon"

by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021

Alaskan snow cat

When 6 crackers stand in a circle and nut on a nigger and eventually turns him white.

Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.

by The 6 putsmeowwsssss February 01, 2023

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 April 19, 2016

Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.

It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?

by Dragon cock December 02, 2018

Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.

"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"

by Duncaccino28 April 23, 2022

Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.

Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”

by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023

alaskan alligator

The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Alligator and now I have to go to the emergency room

by Maggie’s house April 29, 2018