pussy spoon

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.
by jayydeeeee April 05, 2015
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.
woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?
by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022
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Mould spoon

To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy
Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.
by Grannyshitter March 19, 2022
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glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense October 24, 2015
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crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.
" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
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cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon
by salviesez May 11, 2021
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