Speed shaming

When you make fun of people with trash Wi-Fi

Hey bro your Wi-Fi sucks ass.

Dude stop speed shaming

by Isherkedyomo June 12, 2021

Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway

A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"

by SneakySniper April 27, 2015

Speed

Eric

My name is speed.

by Gasp it’s me July 29, 2022

Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

Speed relationshippin

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.

Is he speed relationshipping again?

Theyre speed relationshipping

by Uberfraulein June 2, 2018

Niki speed

I am a legend. i am the guy with the 6 pack that is 6 foot tall and i am so pro.

Niki speed go speed

by GREATKINGSPEED March 11, 2022