The Special Goodness

The side band of the drummer of Weezer-Pat Wilson and the drummer of Offspring-Atom Willard.

Their latest cd was titled "Land, Air, Sea" and was amazing!

Pat plays the guitar and sings, while Atom plays the drums, and at the moment Scott Shriner (bassist of Weezer) is filling in on bass.

guy: hey, are you a weezer fan?
girl: oh yeah totally!
guy: yeah! how do you like pat's side band-The Special Goodness?
girl:pat...pat who? Huh?
guy: the drummer of weezer's side band is called the special goodness.
girl: oh...nope. wanna make out though?
guy: psshhh you n00b! no way

by Becca December 13, 2004

Unitec Special

When an acting student becomes mentally defective and hooks up with a class mate. Causing a sexual divide within the class. -see The Colin Garlic Manoeuvre

"Father bless me for I have sinned- I got drunk an did the Unitec Special."

by Btros June 29, 2006

Crohnie Special

The one time, when in large groups, a certain person with Crohn's disease farts. This releases many toxins into the air thus making it the special time where no one can breathe.

Oh my God! David let out a huge Crohnie Special! RUN!

by dabigdick December 8, 2013

special sock

A sock which is used to ejaculate in. This sock is usally hidden somewhere since the owner doesnt want it to be found. Special socks go hard and crusty after the semen dries.

Yo bro did u hide ur special sock yet?
Yeah bro no one is going to find it

by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 24, 2022

The Laskowski Special

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.

Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

by Renascent October 3, 2021

The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

velez special

The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.

I took that girl out and did the velez special.

by stanbridge08 February 19, 2009