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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
by meaty360 October 23, 2022
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Smile

It usually happens when you experience some kind of joy or pleasure, although it's not a guaranteed to happen every time
The shadow user smiled, as he gripped the 3583290678th freshie to arrive at erisia
by Smile wide bro :) March 30, 2022
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Smile

Used instead of showing any facial expression. Sarcastic way of being polite. Used at the end of a sentence, usually when asking for something.
"bro pass me my jacket, smile.'
'yeah, here'
by 094gjje November 26, 2020
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Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.
Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."
by von groovy June 20, 2024
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smile is lemon

It means your smile is sour. It also has a much deeper meaning like I'm going to disappear. You have to choose which one it means though.
Your smile is lemon.
I think tonight is the night I smile is lemon.
by Anon.. Lol March 29, 2021
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Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
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Morgan smile

A smile that occurs in which will melt your heart and cause a serious chain reaction of love, arousal, excitement, and beauty.
Dude! Did you see that smile? She gave me the Morgan smile she’s hella into me!
by gwood6530 April 9, 2019
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