Mexican wedding ring

The ring around the wifes eye from the husbands fist. a black eye.

Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.

by Ce Ere September 13, 2010

Ring meat

The ring-shaped scar (looks like a tattoo) on a circumcised male's penis. Also, ring-meat.

"I knew he was circumcised when I saw his ring meat while he was taking a piss."

by Julian Benson August 13, 2009

Kiss My ring

originated in the student area of tafalgar place brynmill, the expression in which a personn invites another individual to kiss "in and around" the anal opening. Usually used in banter or other sarcastic phrases. This phrase is rarely used literally, unless they are up for "shits and gigs"

Batman once wrote on a picture comment "kiss my ring", as the the comment made about her was offensive banter! It was said to get her own back, and create a mildly disturbing vision in the recievers mind!

by Megan-Batman February 21, 2009

ring poking

aka : poking your ring

anal fingering

"real men poke their rings" - mc pokey bum wank

by Cakeslob, cracker January 12, 2005

onion ring

The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.

I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed

by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008

RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG

A series of guitar chords..made popular by the great John Williamson

There is also a slight variation: RING-A-DANG

John Williamson:

"He was mortified...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
And we all regret..
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
That we left his balls...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
With the family vet...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG"

by some other guy that isnt the other guy June 14, 2008

ring of fire

the anus of a young freckled ginger boy or ginger girl who doesnt seem to mind the clutter. and by clutter i mean a big chunk of red butthole hairs. as big as a thing of lettuce yet as red as raw hamburger meat.

Bro did you see paul dress out in the locker room? Ya his ring of fire was showing and it wasnt pretty to be honest it looked like either your uncle calvani got hot sauce on his mustache or he made a smoothie made out of clifford the big red dogs fur and the sauce that drips from your bootyhole while doing madlibs. Ya I wish he would wear underwear because to me it looks like a red husky went down a slip n slide.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010