redneck hooligan

someone that will marry a crazy bitch at some point in their early life.

i bet Justin will be a proper redneck hooligan

by Snake667788 July 19, 2023

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

Redneck

most likely a kid from the suburbs has called you this if you live in east texas. this kid is named Jonah or something along those lines. he doesn’t know how to describe your country-ish life style so he calls it redneck

“i shot a bobcat that was gonna get my hens”
“how such a redneck”

by hahacheckmatelove May 4, 2020

Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".

Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.

by mathmonkey February 16, 2009

Redneck Roulette

Pulling up to a gas station with a kiddie pool and filling it with gas. Then, you sit inside of it, and you all light cigarettes and smoke.

I got some darts and mom's credit card, wanna play redneck roulette?

by sh4rkb41t January 14, 2021

redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023

Montana Redneck

Hey chapter, dumbass.

chapter is a fucking moron Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023