The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
by Flashheart January 14, 2010
The stack of beer cans that inevitably end up in the shape of a pyramid after/during a long night of drinking. Architecture usually becomes unstable at some point and collapses.
Phil: That asshole knocked over our beer-amid! You realize we've been working on this all night, eh?
by taco_dog November 20, 2009
by FIREITUPBOYS October 25, 2017
Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
by PARTYSAVER November 21, 2009
a beer you buy for another person on a third party's tab, usually with said party having no knowledge of the action.
Pat: Aw man, I totally hooked with that girl last night after her I bought that beer for her.
Kevin: Pat, you turd. You charged that beer to my tab. I thought I told you to stop with the ponzi beers.
Kevin: Pat, you turd. You charged that beer to my tab. I thought I told you to stop with the ponzi beers.
by KO'C February 23, 2011
n - the feeling of a pre-hangover caused by beer, often including anger and a headache from the pack of cigarettes you just finished.
by Aleistia October 28, 2013
The delicious mixture of a cold tasty beer with orange juice. The mixture should be an 80/20 split. Best enjoyed in the morning, after a late night.
by MixKing May 31, 2011