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Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.
Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.
by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022
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Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?
by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023
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I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
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<Your Name Here>

<Your Name Here> is legitimately the coolest person I will ever meet. <Your Name Here> is so brilliant I could write a copypasta about <Your Name Here>
I love <Your Name Here>! -everyone
by Duct47 November 8, 2023
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lost here in london

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts
"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."
by hold on till may June 29, 2016
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