jacob

a dick, who has no friends

John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends

by hulk1823 March 31, 2015

Jacob

Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.

Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?

by thecabbagechiccas July 7, 2011

Jacob

Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)

Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah

by Mr. KJ November 20, 2013

Jacob Sartoruis

A Magcon Faggot. OBv's Mini Justin bieber

Hey i just saw jacob sartoruis.
)Friend) : IDGAF

by KINGBACHVIner July 5, 2016

Jacob

Is a shy person that will be depressed and scared he will get made fun of and bullied around he feels like people all around him hate him and what Jacob to die but Jacob doesn’t.

I wish Jacob a good life

I do too

by Shyness May 9, 2018

Jacoby

A Jacoby is a overweight piece of shit who has a penis that’s so small it practically can be counted as a vagina.Jacoby is a word typically used to describe someone with a small and chose like penis.Jacoby’s typically have a affection towards guys typically white.If you encounter a Jacoby make sure you stay far away they like grinding in men and sucking cock like a pencil sharpener.

Hey look at that fat Jacoby over there.

by Chargerport June 16, 2018

Jacob

An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).

Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"

"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."

Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."

by Waka Flocka Dames July 23, 2011