I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.
by Chili sauce September 15, 2020
1. A man or manly-like woman who plays hard to get and overall is a jerk in general.
2. A man or manly-like woman who acts like a immature child for attention or love from others around
2. A man or manly-like woman who acts like a immature child for attention or love from others around
1. I liked you but now your just playing Mr Funny Guy.
2. Stop playing Mr Funny Guy for attention its annoying.
2. Stop playing Mr Funny Guy for attention its annoying.
by YAS miraculous ladybug September 12, 2022
When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
by Lubricus Genitilius March 02, 2011
An old timer saying... especially in the south, meaning a person with cute eyes. Such as blue, hazel, green. Any color besides the normal brown and black eyes.
by Cocoa Raine July 18, 2024
When the amogus fartnite cringeserver and chungus farage moment with extra family guy sauce ( haha more like sus)
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